Darklady's Retro-Moderne Pansexual Burlesque Hall awaits your self-indulgent pleasures for this year's Portland Masturbate-a-thon fundraiser. Pick your favorite past, present, or future burlesque era, dress to impress, & luxuriate in an evening of solo-sexual satisfaction & entertainment, featuring kinky & erotic play spaces, a silent auction, dancing girls, comedians, jugglers, porn stars, Canada's singing sensation: The Wet Spots - & so much more -- all graciously introduced by mistress of ceremonies and transsexual porn sensation, Hot Wendy Williams.

It's happening on Saturday, May 31 from 7pm to 2am at the Mt. Tabor Legacy Theater in Portland, Oregon.

Bring a pet or human care product for Esther's Pantry and get $5 off entry.

Bawdy Tunes by The Wet Spots
Sexy Shimmies by Sahara Dunes
Post-Porn Stand-Up by Jacklyn Lick
Multi-Media Magic by DJ Darknezzz
Portrait & Erotic Stills by Bryan Grimes & Chris King Naughty Barber & Kilted Massage Man The ThrillHammer, Monkey Rocker, Sex Kitten, & Gear Birthday fantasies for March, April & May

Silent Auction & Door Prizes
Two Full Bars & Food Menu
Sweet Indulgences from the Naughty Baker S/M play space & two sensual Rubitoriums Massage Tables & Sex Swing Cloakroom
More, more, more!

$50 - Street clothes
$25 - Burlesque, Fetish, or Formal Attire. RSVP Absolutely Required: Darklady@darklady.com.

Portland Masturbate-a-Thon Cafe Press shop: Cafepress.com/Masturbate-a-thon. Limited work-scholarships available. Cash & in-kind sponsorships, auction items & prizes of all kinds sought.

CONTRIBUTORS SO FAR:
AdamEve.com
BigTeazeToys.com
ChrisKingPhoto.com
Cum Kleen & Pleasure Wipes
HotMovies.com
HotWendyWilliams.com
JacklynLick.com
KickAssPictures.com
Mars Meadows
MtTaborLegacy.com
SwollenSkateboards.com
TheThrillHammer.com
Topco Sales

BENEFICIARIES:
Esther's Pantry: OurHouseOfPortland.org/programs/estherspantry/
Free Speech Coalition: FreeSpeechCoalition.com
Woodhull Freedom Foundation: WoodhullFoundation.org