Are they ugly muppets or are they hookers? You decide! At the latest celebrity 'why' event of the decade: 'Be A Bunny Ranch Girl contest at Deja vu Erotic Ultralounge '.

Deja Vu Erotic Ultralounge presents HBO’s CatHouse party and Be A Bunny Ranch Girl contest from 9 p.m. until midnight, featuring Dennis Hoff and Ron Jeremy.

Yeah, it's another Ron Jeremy event. Ron and Dennis will be there with real life blonde muppet hookers that they probably assembled in their garage.

Aren't some of the girls in their publicity photos retired or dead or crazy? Shouldn't they have hired Sunny Lane (www.SunnyLaneLive.com) for this event? She's the most girl-next-door-non-muppet-zombie employee the Bunny Ranch has ever had.