Our buddy Goldie DeWitt from 1Down has a birthday coming up, and he wants to invite you to party with him this Saturday, May 22:

Here's Goldie: I welcome you and all your friends to come have a great time with me & all my wild friends as we celebrate my Birthday! My Birthday Bash will be at Tequila Hoppers, the newest, hottest place to hit the Inland Empire! Admission is FREE, parking is FREE! Come on out and have a blast. Meet some of the sexiest Exotic Dancers in Southern California while they party, not work! Special guest appearance by some of my close friends through out the entire Adult Entertainment Industry. This is a NO GIFT party. Your attendance and me seeing you have a blast is my gift. I look forward to seeing you at the party. DO NOT feel like you have to know me to attend. If I don't know you, get your ass to my party so we can meet and I can introduce you to all my party animals! For more info. please log on to 1Down. It's gonna be a blast!

That's it. Now you've been invited, now you've got to go.