Jessica Jaymes (www.JessicaJaymesXXX.com) will be hosting 'A Private Affair', a pricey club party at Bang Nightclub in Cincinatti, Ohio on Friday, July 13.

Hustler Hollywood invites you into a private affair with Jessica Jaymes. Tickets are $100 for males...only 205 available. Tickets include open bar from 10pm to 2am. Tables are $600 for 6 people, with only 10 available; $1200 for 10 people, with only 4 available.

You're in Ohio spend the money. Drink yourself sick knowing that the riff-raff won't be around to witness your eviscerated glory.

At press time, Hustler hasn't posted anything about this event and the website at the club - www.bangnightclub.com - doesn't work. Thank God we're here for you.