If you're in Fresno this weekend and contemplating suicide, think again. Or at least put it off until tomorrow, because three industry hotties - Nautica Thorn (www.EnterNautica.com) , Avena Lee, Brooke Haven (www.BrookeHaven.com) and Savanna Stern - are hosting an after-party for the Lil Wayne concert. It's happening at the Tachi Palace Hotel and Casino after the show.

So give all your money to the Indians tonight and deal with that "I live in Fresno" problem tomorrow.

(Seriously, a friend stayed for just one day in Fresno a couple of years ago. Lunchtime entertainment was watching a bum slit his throat outside the diner window.)