You wouldn't know it from their piece of shit website (www.spearmintrhino.com), but Southern California's most expensive strip club chain, Spearmint Rhino, is featuring two porn stars at its Van Nuys location tonight. Brandi Lyons and Aurora Snow (www.AuroraSnow.com) will be at the prestigious Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys tonight only, Thursday, April 10.

Brandi will dance at 10pm; Snow will appear at 11pm. Both will be together at midnight.

Of course, there will be no alcohol available at the club at any time during the night.

There will be an admission charge.

Spearmint Rhino is promoting some porn flick directed by a boyfriend or husband of some senior Spearmint Rhino corporate officer.

Oh boy. The Valley is the place to be tonight.