Hey There Feature Dancers!

Wankus here, from KSEX Radio!

As many of you know, my background and most of my work as an adult has been in radio and audio production. I've been an on air broadcast personality and audio production specialist since 1990. For KSEX, I make nearly all the commercials, show openings and parodies and I'm featured in The Museum of Television and Radio for my audio production work on K-Earth 101 in Los Angeles.

This isn't a resume bragging party designed to make you say, 'Wow Wankus, you're the man'! It's information you may find helpful in taking the next step to improving your feature dance performances.

No one knows better then you, the stars, how bad it is sometimes on the road with deejays who have absolutely no microphone skills. Some deejays say your name wrong, leave out information about you, speak so fast no one can hear what they're saying or they play the music so loud, no one can even hear them talk about you.

I'm going to make you a custom, fully produced show opening that gives the house deejays only one job: PRESS PLAY. Of course, like I recently found out, some really bad deejays still may screw that up, but in general, you will be represented, the way you want to be represented.

I can make you something standard with an announcer over music or we can get wild and crazy and make you custom jingles so your name ame is actually sung and ringing through the speakers. You can make a multi-purpose show open ostomize an opening for every club and city you attend. The more professional you present yourself before you even step foot on stage, the more impressed your fans and the club will be.

The rates are very inexpensive and I'd love to talk to you about making your feature show better so hit me up at Wankus@prodigy.net.

I have included a demo of an open Tyler Faith used at her last Spearmint show. Even though it's a standard, nothing fancy opening, the manager at the club said, 'That's the best produced open anyone ever used here. Stars have their boyfriends make them audio and it always sounds like shit.'

Check it out: wankus.ksexradio.com/Tyler_SpearmintLAopen.mp3.

Hit me up if you're interested! Lets make your show ROCK!