Greg Alves, TJ Direda and Travis Nestor are hosting Zero Tolerance's First Anniversary Party this Friday, March 26, from 10pm to 2am at Club Game, 9010 Melrose Ave in West Hollywood. Party sponsors include Jagermeister, Third Rail Clothing, Heineken and Rockstar Energy Drink.

The flyer (swiped from Luke Ford) says everyone is invited! But you know how these things go: I wasn't invited, and if you're a member of the general public maybe you aren't either. The best idea is to RSVP to the address below.

There will be an open Heineken/Jagermeister bar from 10pm to 11pm.

There will be X-Boxes, a DJ and Food.

There will be a possle of pornstars.