Ok, there's an A-List party at the Montmartre (formerly The Day After) Lounge this Saturday, in honor of Groove Society's 3-year anniversary.

Looks good. Katherine Thom and some other "import models" will be hosting. DJ's Raul Martinez, Sweet P, Robert Risque and Trevor James will be spinning.

There will be a burlesque show at midnight by the "Bomb Cherry Dolls". Every Hollywood party needs a burlesque troupe.

There will be no comedians.

Oh, Homer Simpson noise. There will be a No Doubt tribute band. That's a strike.

From 9pm to 10pm there will be free vodka drinks (hence, no comedians).

Oh yeah. There must also be at least two pornstars at every Hollywood party to create the auxiliary line on the street in front of the club. Tonight's line duty will be done by porn stars August and Taylor Rain. Get in line, boys.

Only A-List porn fans will be admitted.